Aili is a girl.
With boobs and hair and such.
And she is my sister,
so I like her very much.

Aili is a girl.
She doesn't have a spouse.
Once she lived with mom and dad,
but now she owns a house.

Aili is a girl.
She isn't vary hairy.
She used to go to Earlham,
Now she works at Connor Prarie.

Aili is a girl.
Her house is made of crud.
The siding is all dirty,
and you never find a stud.

Aili is a girl.
She never spends a dime.
She saves all of her money,
'cause she's working all the time.

Aili is a girl.
Her problems never end.
A half completed house
and an imaginary friend.

Aili is a girl.
She is my sister too.
I missed her housing party,
and it makes me really blue.

I could go on like this forever. . .