Is it Saturday again, already? Time sure does fly, doesn't it? A new Saturday means it's time for a new Saturday Sweepstakes!
I'll keep things short and sweet this week, so you can go back to getting some assets together to become an investor in my new Internet Startup. Things are pretty sweet for you, gentle readers, because the prize is way cooler this week, and it's easier to enter. All you have to do to be eligible for the prize this week is answer the following question: What percentage of people on the Internet are Dudes?.
If you think you know the answer, just send an email along to firstname.lastname@example.org with your answer, your name and address, and any other information you think is important for me to know. You have exactly a week (plus a day) to get your answers in, so make sure you act at a reasonable speed.
Oh, for those of you who think this is all a scam and I don't have any actual prizes, here's a picture that should settle some doubts:
Last week's winner was none other than Tim "Frim Tanklin" Franklin. I hand delivered the prize this weekend, and then my hands took a picture of it. For posting about this site on his blog (and then telling me about it), he won this delightful teapot which once belonged to my late Grandmother.
"This is nepotism!" you might say. Well, I'm her grandson; who else would she give a teapot to? So what if Tim is a good friend of mine from way back. He was the only one who entered my stupid thing. The point is, the prizes are real. I'm giving away legitimate heirlooms, here, and this week's prize is even better. Don't miss out, get your entry in today!
Sorry about the delay in posting an update to this thing. The bright side is that absolutely nobody really cares about this, so that takes a bit of the pressure off my efforts to keep the site fresh. The truth is that nobody has answered the question correctly yet, so the second official Saturday Sweepstakes will just be continued for another week until somebody does! You now have until Midnight on Saturday, May 12, 2012 to answer the actually pretty easy question and win the actually pretty real prize!
Despite one lazy person’s meager attempts, still nobody has answered the question correctly, so the deadline is now Saturday, May 19, 2012. That just happens to be my birthday, so why not give me the birthday present of sending me an email with a simple made up fact in it, and then I’ll send you a reverse birthday present of some cool merchandise.