DenyConformity.com

Are you ready to put a website together, now? I bet you’re thinking, “hey, this hasn’t been terribly easy and all we’ve done is set up some useless web server that we can’t even really use. I don’t really know how to PHP or anything. How...

How’s “My First Web Server” treating you? Have you been playing around with making cool website places? Do you want me to just shut up and get on with the next part of the tutorial?

Well, it’s hard for me to explain what to do if I have to shut up...

So you’ve enabled your computer’s secret ability to be an Internet. Big deal! What do you do with that puny little Internet of yours? You make a website, of course! Ok, then, off you go; go have some website. What, you still don’t know how to website?

Oh...

Have you always wanted a super cool website? Do you want to enter the exciting and unfathomably vast and lonely sea of websites and mostly garbage that is the Internet? Do you look at Me with scornful envy in your eyes, cursing and damning and cursing again...